[ If you found this journal, and are reading this you should know it is completely, and utterly fake. It's the fakest of the fakeity fakes of fake town. If anyone reading this thought any of this was real, then maybe you should go find the nearest psych ward. Just saying. Buffy Summers is property of God, aka Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, and those other dudes that own the rights to her. Sarah Michelle Gellar owns herself, she just happens to share a face with the Buffster. This journal and its contents are all part of a cool place that you're probably not a part of. It's okay, though. We're just better than you. ]